When a man is courting you; he will do anything for sex. He will listen to your concerns, display excellent communication skills, plan exciting outings. If he really likes you… he may envision a romantic experience. As his thigh presses against your thigh, you can feel his warm breath on your neck. His muscular arm tenderly holds you close to his chest. For a lady, romance is fulfilling but wouldn’t you also love to do it on the balcony, in the kitchen, on the dresser, in the car.
The first few weeks of relationships are always filled with laughter. He keeps you engaged because he understands the importance of communication. He takes you out on the weekend because he knows how much you love to dance. He’s not too cool to hold your hand at the movies.
He appreciated all of this while you guys were dating. He made a concerted effort to keep you interested because you certainly had options. He had to come good to win you over. So, now you are all head over heels for him.
As time passes, he transforms into a guy that is BORING IN BED. He comes home in the evenings, lies down and turns on the TV. Probably watches a little news, sports highlights, a few sitcoms. The Play Station 3 becomes more alluring than a conversation with you. Listening to how your day went becomes a chore. If you complain about your pet peeves… he concludes that you are miserable because it’s that time of the month.
Passionate lovemaking is now a thing of the past as foreplay becomes less and less. Cuddling is obsolete. When was the last time you went out in 5 inch heels and danced the night away? (Out of curiousity, why do you struggle with 5 inch heels? It seems kind of ridiculous to me, especially when you take them off. But what the hell do I know)
When a man decides to ask you to be his girlfriend… he should honour this commitment. He must be willing to perpetually enthrall you with romance, aspire to be your best friend, engage in fun-loving activities. In other words, he must be the person he was when he first met you.
Every girl has a bucket list. It’s hard to tick off items if all you do is sit around the house with his boring ass. Unless of course your list includes: Going to bed by 10:00 pm, surfing the internet, reading this exciting blog, eating left-overs, texting your girlfriends (Incidentally, if reading this blog was on your to-do list… could you please share it 🙂 )
But seriously, what’s the point of being in a dull relationship? I would never watch a division 5 football (soccer) game… especially when I have been exposed to the Premier League. Hell f**king No!
Based on previous feedback, I know that some men will not like this article. But don’t be mad at me bro… be disappointed in yourself.
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