4 Things That Men Can Do To Impress A Lady During The World Cup

 

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There is no way I could write about “4 Things That Women Can Do To Impress A Guy During The World Cup” and not highlight the things that men can do to make the tournament a very special one. Clearly, we are all excited to watch some fantastic football, spend quality time with friends, and get wasted! … But it’s also an opportunity to make a lasting impression on a lady.

1.  Be Patient

She may ask you “What is offside?” … So, be prepared to explain the rule without being patronizing. To be honest, it’s not the easiest rule to grasp and it would be unfair to expect her to understand it after one go. If you find that you are getting a little annoyed…Keep in mind that true football fans are very patient.

For ten years, I have tolerated Arsene Wenger’s b*llshit. For a man who is supposed to be intelligent… Did he really expect Arsenal to win the league with a center forward like Olivier Giroud? All I’m trying to say is that if I’m still a die-hard Arsenal fan… then you can take a little time to explain an offside rule.

2.  Get your own sh*t

Only a numpty would expect a lady to bring him beer while he cocks up his foot. Seriously, what kind of man sits on his couch and makes a request like this? You and I both know that your mother raised you better than that. Get your ass up, walk to the fridge and bring back your own bottles of Red Stripe… especially if you suffer from cenosillicaphobia.

If you want her to really enjoy the World Cup… you should be a great host. How can she truly be a part of the experience if she is constantly asked to get snacks? She’s not your servant.

3.  Get her a glass of wine

I have seen a few World Cups and the one thing I’ve noticed is that all the championship teams celebrate their victories with Champagne (sparkling wine). So, I think it’s more fitting for her to enjoy a glass of Moscato than to consume bitter brown soda from a keg. The World Cup is a big occasion… and big occasions are only complete with wine.

4.  Include her in your plans

Of course you should watch the games with your friends. Your boys will bring a vibe that will make the tournament that much more exciting. That, however, does not mean that she can’t be a part of the excitement. She is also fun!

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About Christopher Lai

Christopher Lai is an award winning Jamaican relationship blogger and author. His articles have appeared in The Huffington Post and Thought Catalog.
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4 Responses to 4 Things That Men Can Do To Impress A Lady During The World Cup

  1. Pingback: 4 Things Women Can Do To Impress A Guy During The World Cup | LIVING THE LAI

  2. john says:

    Good one chris, I also have that patience seeing that I am also an avid supporter of Arsenal. But to also note guys, if she likes another team don’t give her the cold shoulder.

  3. Rashida says:

    ‘If she likes another team don’t give her the cold shoulder ‘ Good point @John

  4. Danielle says:

    ahahahaha @Arsenal

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