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Tag: Men

  • How Women Should Really Feel About Men Who Are BORING IN BED

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    When a man is courting you; he will do anything for sex. He will listen to your concerns, display excellent communication skills, plan exciting outings. If he really likes you… he may envision a romantic experience. As his thigh presses against your thigh, you can feel his warm breath on your neck. His muscular arm tenderly holds you close to his chest. For a lady, romance is fulfilling but wouldn’t you also love to do it on the balcony, in the kitchen, on the dresser, in the car.

    The first few weeks of relationships are always filled with laughter. He keeps you engaged because he understands the importance of communication. He takes you out on the weekend because he knows how much you love to dance. He’s not too cool to hold your hand at the movies.

    He appreciated all of this while you guys were dating. He made a concerted effort to keep you interested because you certainly had options. He had to come good to win you over. So, now you are all head over heels for him.

    As time passes, he transforms into a guy that is BORING IN BED. He comes home in the evenings, lies down and turns on the TV. Probably watches a little news, sports highlights, a few sitcoms. The Play Station 3 becomes more alluring than a conversation with you. Listening to how your day went becomes a chore. If you complain about your pet peeves… he concludes that you are miserable because it’s that time of the month.

    Passionate lovemaking is now a thing of the past as foreplay becomes less and less. Cuddling is obsolete. When was the last time you went out in 5 inch heels and danced the night away? (Out of curiousity, why do you struggle with 5 inch heels? It seems kind of ridiculous to me, especially when you take them off. But what the hell do I know)

    When a man decides to ask you to be his girlfriend… he should honour this commitment. He must be willing to perpetually enthrall you with romance, aspire to be your best friend, engage in fun-loving activities. In other words, he must be the person he was when he first met you.

    Every girl has a bucket list. It’s hard to tick off items if all you do is sit around the house with his boring ass. Unless of course your list includes: Going to bed by 10:00 pm, surfing the internet, reading this exciting blog, eating left-overs, texting your girlfriends (Incidentally, if reading this blog was on your to-do list… could you please share it 🙂 )

    But seriously, what’s the point of being in a dull relationship? I would never watch a division 5 football (soccer) game… especially when I have been exposed to the Premier League. Hell f**king No!

    Based on previous feedback, I know that some men will not like this article. But don’t be mad at me bro… be disappointed in yourself.

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  • 6 Things That Women Need To Stop Doing In Relationships

    Typically, we are the ones who tend to leave the toilet seat up, fail to listen to your concerns and become less affectionate with time. However, this does not absolve you of your role in petty arguments. From time to time, it’s natural to have little disagreements to keep things interesting (great makeup sex!). But let’s not get carried away. Certain things can be avoided.

    1.  Checking his cell phone

    It’s mind boggling how a lady can trust a man with her savings but finds it difficult to grant him exclusive access to his cell phone. What exactly are you hoping to find? I am not saying that you won’t be tempted to take a sneak peek if your partner is taking a shower in the night and the phone vibrates. We are all guilty of that at some point (Except me 🙂 ). Anyhow, try not to audition for the role of Sherlock Holmes in your relationship. Trust is foundation of a meaningful association.

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    2. “How does this dress look?”

    It’s a little unfair to take a few hours to get ready and then ask your boyfriend “Do you think I should wear something else?” Here is the problem: there are two answers YES and NO. If he says yes… he has earned himself a slap. If he says no … then the imminent question will follow “Are you sure?”

    Look, if you genuinely want his opinion, observe his reaction. Besides, for him it doesn’t matter how well the designer made the spaghetti straps…he should be too preoccupied with your beauty to notice.

    Say what you want about mirrors, but they are fairly accurate (unlike dem damn cameras! … especially when you’re taking a selfie… u zimme).

    3.  Expect him to read your mind

    If he did something that is bothering you … say it to him. For men, it is easier to figure out Fermat’s Last Theorem than to understand what’s going on in your head.

    4.  Drift apart from your girlfriends

    Everybody knows that your boyfriend is the greatest thing since sliced bread. All your updates serve as a constant reminder to everyone who has access to the internet. It’s great that you found a keeper but your relationship will only survive if you have girlfriends. You both need   s     p     a     c     e   from each other.  It’s healthy… like a Subway sandwich.

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    5.  The Food Dilemma

    Boyfriend: “Babes… I’m going to get something from Wendy’s…. Would you like anything?”

    Girlfriend: “No thanks… I’m not hungry”

    Fifteen minutes later, he returns with a combo that he is very eager to consume. On the way home, his appetite fell in love with the smell of the burger. Hopefully, the meal is filling because he is starving. As he unwraps the burger, you sheepishly ask for a bite. It doesn’t stop there.

    * Please note that we don’t mind sharing but we asked you if you wanted something 🙂 

    6.  Demand an explanation on spot

    Men are capable of making mistakes. Leaving the fridge door open, forgetting your anniversary, forgetting the clothes in the dryer. I am joking about the anniversary comment… if he forgets such an important day then you should leave a pillow on the couch for him. Anyway, on a serious note, we can’t always respond immediately to minor infringements when you call. We are not necessarily avoiding the topic but sometimes we may just be in the middle of a conversation with friends, completing an assignment for work or in the middle of an intense work-out session.

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  • 7.5 Things That Men Can Do To Keep Chivalry Alive

    Let’s be clear about one thing: Chivalry does not require an instruction manual. Yes, old-fashioned ideologies should influence our actions but the reality of countless encounters with women on a daily basis makes it difficult to adhere to all these guidelines. Simply put … there is no right or wrong way to be gallant. So, you’ll be fine if you are RESPECTFUL, PATIENT and THOUGHTFUL.

    1.  Help a lady with her bag (s)

    Women like to be very prepared. The checklist is endless. Makeup kit, a big bunch of keys, flat shoes, a laptop, body lotion etc. Collectively, these items can become very weighty. Once a lady appears to be struggling with a bag (or two); you should offer to assist. It shouldn’t matter if it’s a ‘girly’ colour or not. Only an insecure person would worry about what an onlooker might think. Truth be told… you should be more embarrassed if you allow the lady to struggle with the additional weight.

    2.  Be a little more considerate when it’s her time of the month

    Women have to endure this unpleasant experience every month. Severe cramps and headaches can make a lady feel nauseous (I really want to say DAMN MISERABLE). Nevertheless, as men, we need to be mindful of her discomfort and make an effort to help her feel a little better. If you are inept at reading minds … you can’t go wrong with asking her how you can help. Okay, maybe you do need an instruction manual for this point!

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    3.  Practise Basic Dining Etiquette

    It’s really hard for us to understand the difference between the little spoon and the big f**king spoon. Men are befuddled when they see an array of cutlery. But we are certainly capable of practising simple table manners. No elbows on the table, No talking with food in your mouth, No excessive use of cell phones. Again… no excessive use of cell phones.

    4.  Check up on her
    A simple text message like “Hey 🙂  … How you day going?” can change the complexion of the day for your lady. It may be the boost she needed for the stressful day that she is grappling with. And of course, communication should not just be limited to your partner… imagine how a lady in her 80s would feel when she picks up her house phone and hears “HI GRANDMA!”

    5.  Address her Pet Peeves

    Put the toilet seat down, turn off the shower faucet, remember to refill the water bottle, throw your socks in the dirty clothes basket. It’s really not that hard and it makes a big difference. And yes, you need to stop drinking from the orange juice container when she is not looking … Get a glass.

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    6.  Opening Doors

    I assume that every man knows that he should open a door for a lady. It’s pretty straightforward when you are slightly ahead of the lady. Open the door and allow her to walk through. No problems there.

    However, what happens when she reaches the door first and begins to open it. Well, it’s not ideal, but ensure that your hands are on the door to guide the process. She probably doesn’t mind opening the door for herself, but it would be nice if you helped. Try not to make it awkward by forcing her out the way to open the door.

    7.  Give up your seat

    There are times when no seats are available. Luckily, you were early and got a nice chair.  It’s great that you are punctual. Anyway, whether you are at a basketball game, on a bus, at a conference … Once you notice that a lady is standing – get up and offer her your seat. If she insists that she is “fine”, just leave the seat empty. Someone else can have it.

    7.5  Be courteous for the right reason

    Don’t be nice because you are worried about how you may be perceived by others. Chivalry is not for showmanship. It defeats the purpose if you do things half (0.5) heartedly for a lady.

    Click on the image below to check out my eBook, To Feel Like This Again.

    If you have any questions, feel free to send me a message via Facebook or you can email me at chris.paul.lai@gmail.com. 

    Any picture featured on this site unless otherwise stated, I claim no credit for. The use of images are for aesthetics only and are taken from various websites. If there is a picture that belongs to you and is not credited, please contact me (chris.paul.lai@gmail.com). I will either credit it or remove it.