Monthly Archives: November 2014

4 Contradictory Things Every Woman Wants

Contradiction 1  She wants you to slowly unbutton her shirt while you leave a trail of kisses from her lips down to her breasts. As you unhook her bra, remove the rest of her clothes and gently peel away her … Continue reading

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Why It’s Difficult For A Man To Be Faithful

They say when a male penguin falls in love; he searches the entire beach to find the perfect pebble to give to his girl. We all want to find our perfect girl, get married and have a son … but … Continue reading

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4 Reasons Why Grandmas Are Awesome

My grandma owns a standard car. You should see when she drives it into town, maneuvers around the potholes and dodges the inconsiderate taxi men. Last year I said “Grandma, you should get an automatic car because it’s easier to … Continue reading

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