1. The road kiss

You’re driving along a main road, having a random conversation, when one of her favorite songs begin to play. As she glances out the window and begins to sing the chorus…. hold her hand, bring it close to you and kiss it.

Never let anything ruin the moment… not even the policeman who’s pulling you over, the annoying taxi man who keeps blowing the blasted horn or the goat crossing the road.

2. The forehead kiss

They’re times when your girlfriend is going through a lot. It could be a death in the family, an unexpected pregnancy, stress at work. You’re probably not in a position to really change the situation… but as she exposes her personal issues, she will become teary-eyed and rest her head on your chest… a gentle kiss on the forehead will help to make her feel better.

3. The dream kiss

When she is sleeping for 8 hours, scary things can happen in her dreams. She could be free falling, she might be chased by a monster, she may suffer from paralysis. Researchers have done all kinds of studies (yawn) to explain the reasons for common types of dreams… but if you want to be her prince in shining armor… if you want to protect her from a giant roach… if you want to be canoodling atop the Grand Canyon… give her a kiss on the cheek when she’s asleep to influence her dream.

4. The food kiss

We love it when our girlfriends look stunning in her favourite dress (even though we can’t wait to take it off). Her handbag matches her shoes, her nails complement her outfit, her lipstick is bright red and is going to mess up your face. If she thinks it funny to smudge your face… then it should equally funny to kiss her with cake icing or ice cream all over your mouth.

5. The bedroom kiss

The ambient light from the room is just right… you can see her silhouette. So, help her to take off her top and fling it across the room… and then… pause for a moment, take a deep breath, and passionately kiss her while you unstrap her bra with one hand.

Don’t ever use two hands to remove a bra… it’s almost as embarrassing as when you are ‘anxious’ and only last a minute.

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